Why do people starve?

When food tastes so good.

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Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

Why do people like bananas?

Because they have appeal!

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What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

Why do people starve?

When food tastes so good.

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Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

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How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!