When food tastes so good.
Chubby 7th grade girls!
High queue-ality.
Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*
They can both smell it, but they can't taste it.
Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.
a sandwich
Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
Because of all the sandwiches there.