Why do people starve?

When food tastes so good.

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Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

What do you call a group of people who hate Mexicans?

Que Que Que

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Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How can you make a slow horse fast?

Don't give him any food.

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

How do you starve a black person?

You put his welfare checks in his work boots.

What do you call a starving parrot?

A polynomial!