Why do people starve?

When food tastes so good.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How do you call people that are always squinting at you?

Asians

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue. Hehe

What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

What do you call camp for starving cats?

Meow-schwitz.

What do you call a starving parrot?

A polynomial!