A. They love OIL
Because they're lazy, and they hate U.
They have the best schools for it.
With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.
When he starts using condoms with other girls.
The ones with food.
Her food is potion-controlled.
A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.
A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...
Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.
Oil of Ole'