Because it's too wet to woo.
Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....
When he starts using condoms with other girls.
Quien?
Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.
I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!
Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
Too-wet-to-woo.
