How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

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How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

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Why do black folk carry around "boomboxes"?

it's just their stereo-type!

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor

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Which laptop has the most pleasant speakers?

A Dell

What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.