How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

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How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

How much does a birdhouse cost?

I don't know the exact price but I know they're pretty cheep

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What did you just say!?

I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.

What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

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What does an Italian sound like walking through the rain?

Dago wop wop wop

Why are Native American strippers the best?

When they dance they make it rain.

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What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.