How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

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What would albert einstein's name be if he was blonde?

Nobody would know

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I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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For identification.

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What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!