Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

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Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

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Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

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Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

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Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!