Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

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What did you do before you were married sir?

A: *with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do ...

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

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Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time?

Because they're easier to spot

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Why can't you feel photons?

Because they are light.

Why did the horror fan switch off Cujo?

Because he felt like IT

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How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

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Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

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Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.