Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

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Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

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A pink carnation.

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A car-brrrrr-etor I'll see myself out.

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A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.

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Because they're stuck between a 69.

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A docktor.

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You use a pumpkin patch.

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An instagator!

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Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

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What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.