Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

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Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!