Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

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Why did the mexican push his wife off the cliff?

Because he wants tequila. Literally.

Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.

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Why did Bruce Jenner crash his car?

Because she's a woman.

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

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What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

a peasantfeeling

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

1/3

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

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What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

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What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.