How do you fix a woman's watch?

Why should you There's a clock on the oven.

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What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.

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What's the best way to fix a horse race?

Evolution.

Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

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How do you turn a duck into a R&ampB Soul artist?

Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.

What did Hansel and Gretel say when the witch put them in the oven?

She diabeetus!

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How do you fix a woman's watch?

Why should you There's a clock on the oven.

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!