A: It loses its cool.
His first mate
The rifle owner.
She went to the battered women's shelter
I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.
What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!
Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.
Neither work when you open windows.
They both stop working properly when you open windows.
Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"
In a blow up pool
By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!
She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.
