They both want to pull 1 over on you.
Look ma, no hands!"
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
Because the snowblower was coming.
Because he is always pulling on his ears.
1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"
Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.