Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !

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What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

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Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.

Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

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What do you call a crayon without any wax?

A crayoff

What is blue, green, red, yellow, purple, orange, black, brown, and gray?

A: A box of crayons.

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Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

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What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !