Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !

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What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

Why did the student study in an airplane?

He wanted a higher education!

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What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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What's an artist's favorite fruit?

Crayon-berries Sorry

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !

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What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

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Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !

What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears