Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !

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Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

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Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

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What is blue, green, red, yellow, purple, orange, black, brown, and gray?

A: A box of crayons.

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

A: Her crayons are still sticky.

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What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

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Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !

What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears