They both hate been stabbed
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In his sleevies.
All that backstabbing was too much for him.
Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."
He wanted Mark Antony !
May the Ides be ever in your favor."
Cis-Alpine Gaul.
Ecru, Brute "
Veni, Vidi... Veni.
An ambulance.
I bet he has to leave the room.
Put them inside a woman's body.
Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)
An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"
There was a chink in his armor.
One steppe at a time.
Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."
They were itentacle twins.
Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.
Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.
If you let the dog in, it will shut up.
Veni, Vidi, Veni.
