What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

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What did Jennifer Lawrence say to Julius Caesar?

May the Ides be ever in your favor."

Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

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What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

What did the Roman premature ejaculater say?

Veni, Vidi, Veni.