What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

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When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

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What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

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What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?

Storming a castle.

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Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.