What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

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Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

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What is a blonde's favorite vegetable?

Salad

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

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Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

Cleopatra Jokes More Cleopatra Jokes

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.