What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

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How did the Roman cut his hair?

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What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

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The clam before the storm!

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Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.