What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

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Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

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How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

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What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

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Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

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What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

What happens when devil worshipers do the rain dance?

PrecipiSatan