What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

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What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

Who wants to get enraged and go persecute Christians?

No one.

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What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

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What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?

Storming a castle.

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

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Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.

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What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

What happens when devil worshipers do the rain dance?

PrecipiSatan