What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

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Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

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Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

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Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

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What happens when devil worshipers do the rain dance?

PrecipiSatan

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!