Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

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Who's there ! Bolivia ! Boliva who ?

Boliva me I know what I'm talking about !

What do you call a bug that can't talk?

A hoarse fly.

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What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

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Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

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What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellabrates!