How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

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What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

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What Greek tragedy was written by a neckbeard?

Tips fedora "M'dea."

How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.

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What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

What was the slogan for Shakespeare's camping shop?

Now is the winter of our discount tents

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What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

What do you call Christopher Reeve before the accident?

Christopher Walken.

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What do you call an original joke on this subreddit?

Rare.

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"