How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

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Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

Why are blacks excited for 2016?

Because it is the year of the monkey.

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How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare.

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily

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Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

What do you call someone who blows himself up by accident?

An Errorist!

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What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"