How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

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Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !

What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

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Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

It's pointless just like this post

Shakespeare Jokes More Shakespeare Jokes

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily

What did Shakespeare name his pet pig?

Hamlet.

Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

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What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

What sound does a debugging Web Developer make?

Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*