Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily

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What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

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Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

Why is seeing a snow leopard on the hunt almost, but not quite the rarest thing in the world?

A ready predator is pretty rare, but not as rare as a pretty redditor! :)

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What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.