Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily

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What was the slogan for Shakespeare's camping shop?

Now is the winter of our discount tents

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

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What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.