Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily

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Shakespeare Jokes More Shakespeare Jokes

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

What's David Cameron's favourite Shakespeare play?

Hamlet.

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.