Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily

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What do you call an alcoholic with Parkinson's?

Shakespeare (say it out loud)

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

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What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily

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What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.

What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!