Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily

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Shakespeare Jokes More Shakespeare Jokes

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare.

Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why is seeing a snow leopard on the hunt almost, but not quite the rarest thing in the world?

A ready predator is pretty rare, but not as rare as a pretty redditor! :)

How does Robin Williams go thrift shopping?

Good Will Hunting

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.