What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

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Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

What Did The Idiot's Friend Say To The Other Idiot's Friend, After The Idiot Lit Herself On Fire?

She's Bright...

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What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

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What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

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Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.