What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

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Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily

Camp Jokes More Camp Jokes

Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

What do you call camp for starving cats?

Meow-schwitz.

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Who is the commander of cheese?

Sargento

What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!