What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

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What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

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What do you get if a convict goes camping?

Criminal Intent.

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It's In-tents

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What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!