What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why does the speech impaired baker say he got fired?

He took one too many whisks.

How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

Camp Jokes More Camp Jokes

Whats camp for kids with ADD called?

Concentration camp.

Why is camping so exciting?

Because it's in tents.

Commander Jokes More Commander Jokes

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.