What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

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Why did they fire Victoria?

Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?

Why is it better to be ashy?

cause it just means you spit more fire

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

Camp Jokes More Camp Jokes

Whats camp for kids with ADD called?

Concentration camp.

Why is camping so fun?

It's in tents!

Commander Jokes More Commander Jokes

Who is the commander of cheese?

Sargento

What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!