What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

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Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

Camp Jokes More Camp Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

Why does camping never get boring?

Because it's in tents.

Commander Jokes More Commander Jokes

Who is the commander of cheese?

Sargento

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.