Commander Jokes

Who is the commander of cheese?

Sargento

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What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

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Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

Peg Leg Jokes More Peg Leg Jokes

Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call an epic space opera set during the Russian Revolution?

Tsar Wars

What happened to the cold jellyfish ?

It set !

Simple Command Jokes More Simple Command Jokes

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman ?

One is a super hero and the other is a simple command.

What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.