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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
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I have left my Mark on Mars"
When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.
Ready, aim, make the FIRE!
asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
Dos
BAD COMMAND OR FILENAME
Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.
One is a super hero and the other is a simple command.
and Ironwoman a command?
One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:
Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
A full set of teeth.
Paddy O' Furniture
Did your manners die too Use your words!
Ayyyds
Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
