What's the slowest thing in the world?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the best nation in the world?

Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity.

Why did the worlds shortest feminist burn down a post shop?

Because the mail was always above her.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park Bench?

The bench can support a family.

What do you call two Mexicans in the back of a fire truck?

Jose and Hose B

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

Jumper Cable Jokes More Jumper Cable Jokes

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

What's the slowest thing in the world?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.