What's the slowest thing in the world?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

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What was World of Warcraft called in the beta stage?

World of Wardraft.

What's the worlds strongest animal?

A 'buff'alo

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

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What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

What's the slowest thing in the world?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

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What's the slowest thing in the world?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything