What's the slowest thing in the world?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the tallest building in the world?

The library, it’s got the most stories!

What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

What do you call a Mexican garden hose in Canada?

Joseh

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

Jumper Cable Jokes More Jumper Cable Jokes

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.