What's the slowest thing in the world?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What would you do if the world blew up?

Go to Coles new world.

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

Jumper Cable Jokes More Jumper Cable Jokes

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

What's the slowest thing in the world?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.