What's the slowest thing in the world?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

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What would you do if the world blew up?

Go to Coles new world.

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?

Toga-ether we can rule the world !

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What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

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What's the slowest thing in the world?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

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What's the slowest thing in the world?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.