What's the slowest thing in the world?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

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What do you call a donut that is out of this world?

Astronaut-----

How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

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What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free"

What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

the underlay! underlay!

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What happened to the cold jellyfish ?

It set !

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

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What's the slowest thing in the world?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.