What country are you most likely to get a disease?

GERMany.

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How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

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What country has the highest concentration of pool players?

Irack.

What country are the majority of dress pants made?

Khakistan!

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What country are you most likely to get a disease?

GERMany.

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.