What country are you most likely to get a disease?

GERMany.

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What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black?

Rap Music

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How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

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What do you call riot police in Germany?

Kraut Control

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.