What country are you most likely to get a disease?

GERMany.

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What's the only disease a potato can get?

tuber-culosis

What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black?

Rap Music

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Who's Becky, Stan?

She's just a country!

What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany?

Because it's a Nietzsche Market.