What country are you most likely to get a disease?

GERMany.

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What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

What disease do police give black people?

Glock coma

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Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

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Why are many electronics handbooks banned in Germany?

diepole

Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread?

Well, we had to do something with the ovens.