Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

Flash Jokes More Flash Jokes

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What is "YEAH" in Japanese?

HAEY, obviously.

How do you tell apart a Chinese from a Japanese?

With a Geiger Counter.

Japanese People Jokes More Japanese People Jokes

Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

Which country has the most millionaires?

Zimbabwe.

What country has the most people?

Brazil... They've got Brazillions

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

What is the definition of irony?

Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.

What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.