Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

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How do you spot a sumo at a feminist rally?

Look for the one with shaved legs....

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"

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Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

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How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

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What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Who is Ed McMahon's favorite Japanese Filmmaker?

Hiyooooo Miyazaki.

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How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

Why are Japanese people all skinny?

Because of their national diet.

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What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

What country has the strictest dress code?

Thai-land.

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What do you call ISIS after it has been completely destroyed?

WASWAS!

How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?