Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel?

Because he looked pretty seedy!

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? Looks like we have debris all over the place

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

Flash Jokes More Flash Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

A: The color.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

Japanese People Jokes More Japanese People Jokes

Why are Japanese people so good at judo?

You can't ippon a Nippon.

Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What do your mom and Poland have in common?

a lot of countries have been inside her.

What country is next to USA?

USB.

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore?

The Pittsburgh Steelers