Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

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Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

What do elephants say as a compliment ?

You look elephantastic !

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Why can't you email a picture to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

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What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

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What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

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What country has the most internet crimes?

E-gypt

What country is the most fragile?

China!

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Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!