Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why Looking So Crabby This Morning?

I Just Found Out I Have Cancer...

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......

Flash Jokes More Flash Jokes

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

A: The color.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.

Japanese People Jokes More Japanese People Jokes

Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

Why are Japanese people all skinny?

Because of their national diet.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What do your mom and Poland have in common?

a lot of countries have been inside her.

Who's about to run this country?

Yea that

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal."