Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

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Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

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Which elf likes to click pictures?

sELFie

What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A: A camera that takes pictures of itself.

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What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

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Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

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What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

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What's a mexicans favorite game?

Cross country.

What do your mom and Poland have in common?

a lot of countries have been inside her.

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What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

What will the ISIS be called when we eventually destroy them?

WASWAS.