Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

Flash Jokes More Flash Jokes

What goes Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

Japanese People Jokes More Japanese People Jokes

Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

Why are Japanese people so good at judo?

You can't ippon a Nippon.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

Which country has the nicest children?

Germany. German children are kinder.

Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?

Because Africa isn't a country.

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

What do you call ISIS after it has been completely destroyed?

WASWAS!

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.