What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a pirate who solves mysteries?

A pirate aye!

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

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Why is peter pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

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What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

Japanese People Jokes More Japanese People Jokes

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.