What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome?

That was a cloche call!"

What do you a pterodactyl that can't fly?

Inosaur.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

Japanese People Jokes More Japanese People Jokes

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.