What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

What did the pirate say after his successful pillage?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines?

The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

Japanese People Jokes More Japanese People Jokes

Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.