What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

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How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

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Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.