Soda Jokes

Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Where do dancers put their empty sodas?

In the can-can can can.

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

What do you call a dream about soda?

a fanta sea

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

Which state is actually a tiny soft drink?

mini-soda.

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

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Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

How does Tom Brady like his soda?

Flat.

How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?

Bike carbonate of soda !

What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.

What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

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They didn't get their whey.

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Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite?

Allahu Snackbar!

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What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

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Why is 12 the highest number rednecks can count to?

How else would they know how many cans are in a 12 pack.

Why are recycle bins optimistic?

Because they're full of cans.

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Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

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How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five six seven eight!

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In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!