Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

Why did the scarecrow get the job?

Because he was out standing in his field.

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today."

What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

What do you call a dream about soda?

a fanta sea

How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.