Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

Why is the KKK a good place to find a job?

Cos they'll always hook a brutha up

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Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

Where do dancers put their empty sodas?

In the can-can can can.

What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush