Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Why is the KKK a good place to find a job?

Cos they'll always hook a brutha up

What do you say to a black guy with a job?

Keep at it, inmate!

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Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.