What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: It's all in the grip.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

What's the difference between 7/11 and 9/11?

One is a part-time job the other an inside

Grip Jokes More Grip Jokes

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

Where's the fire ma'am?

grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

Chainsaw Jokes More Chainsaw Jokes

Why is it that in girls tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing?

Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down

How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!

Saxophone Jokes More Saxophone Jokes

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?

An Anglo Saxin'