What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: It's all in the grip.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Philosophy major and a cashier at KFC?

A job application.

What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law?

You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.

Grip Jokes More Grip Jokes

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

Chainsaw Jokes More Chainsaw Jokes

What is big, vibrates and makes a woman scream when put inside her?

A chainsaw.

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

Saxophone Jokes More Saxophone Jokes

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: It's all in the grip.