What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: It's all in the grip.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

Grip Jokes More Grip Jokes

Where's the fire ma'am?

grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

Chainsaw Jokes More Chainsaw Jokes

Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?

When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: It's all in the grip.

Saxophone Jokes More Saxophone Jokes

What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.