What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: It's all in the grip.

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What's the difference between an Hawaiin and a Muslim ?

One always offer a snack bar after saying hello

What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: It's all in the grip.

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What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!

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What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: It's all in the grip.