Saxophone Jokes

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

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What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?

An Anglo Saxin'

What do women and saxophones have in common?

They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.

Why are the saxophone afraid of the trombone?

Because the trombone is a sax offender.

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: It's all in the grip.

What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.