What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

Chainsaw Jokes More Chainsaw Jokes

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

What do you call a phobia of chainsaws?

Common sense

Saxophone Jokes More Saxophone Jokes

What do women and saxophones have in common?

They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.

Why are the saxophone afraid of the trombone?

Because the trombone is a sax offender.