What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a red head and a blue head?

Your grip.

What's the difference a teckel and the United Nations?

There's none. They both have big hearts but a short reach.

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.

How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

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What is the phobia of chainsaws called?

Common Sense

Why is it that in girls tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing?

Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down

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What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond