What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

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What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

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What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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What do you call the fear of chainsaws?

Common Sense. I'll show myself out...

What is big, vibrates and makes a woman scream when put inside her?

A chainsaw.

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What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: It's all in the grip.

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond