What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

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What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?

One is a cunning runt.

What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

Chainsaw Jokes More Chainsaw Jokes

What do you call a phobia of chainsaws?

Common sense

What is big, vibrates and makes a woman scream when put inside her?

A chainsaw.

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What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.