What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ?

You can make a pet out of a snake !

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What does a tuna, a glue stick, and a piano have not have in common?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

Chainsaw Jokes More Chainsaw Jokes

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: It's all in the grip.

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

Saxophone Jokes More Saxophone Jokes

What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?

An Anglo Saxin'