Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

What does person with Alzheimer's call What Are You Wearing Today?

What Am I Wearing Today

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?

Shoepremacy.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did Pac-Man say when he almost got run over?

I'm Waka-Waka-Waka-Walking here!

Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

A: By moss code.

How do really crazy people get through the forest?

Via the psycho path.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why did the cookie cry?

Because his mother was a wafer so long

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!