Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

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How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?

They both wear stripes !

Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.

How do crazy people go thru the forest?

They take the Psycho path.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why did the cookie cry?

Because his mother was a wafer so long

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.