What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

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What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

What do you call someone who likes to dress up like Jesus?

A cross-dresser.

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What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?

Diving

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

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How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant ?

When you ask them "2+2 is ?":

What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward?

A: "Is it mine "

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What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

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Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

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What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite kind of jacket?

A Pullover!