What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

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Whats white and likes to shoot?

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What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

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Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

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He was caught playing in A minor.

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How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

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They both ask for change and never get any.

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Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.

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He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

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All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

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I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger call a colonoscopy?

A Cameron Diaz

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!