What's going on in this movie?

Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.

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What game do little cows like to play?

Moonopoly.

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

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What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

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Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?