What's going on in this movie?

Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.

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How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?

A: Write 'pp espressivo'.

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

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What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

What did the robot hit-man say to his robot victim?

Nothing personal."

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What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

rated movies.