Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

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What do you call the one white person on a bus full of black people?

Coach

How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

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Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

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Because violins is not the answer...

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So he always hits the green when he's driving.

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What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older

When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

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Lollipop Jokes More Lollipop Jokes

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus