Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What did Justin Verlander finish on Friday?

Kate's back.

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

Where did the little girl go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

Lollipop Jokes More Lollipop Jokes

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/