Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call two homeless men hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

Lollipop Jokes More Lollipop Jokes

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.