Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

What do you call 50 feminists on a bus?

Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What did the crowd say when I finished my country name puns?

East Timor

Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?

The box said 2-4 years!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

Lollipop Jokes More Lollipop Jokes

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.