Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

Lollipop Jokes More Lollipop Jokes

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/

Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus