They're mostly Dum Dums.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.
She was hit by a bus
You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/
Because twitter has an 140 character limit.
Twitter has a character limit
Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.
my supply was short.
A rackless driver...
There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.
You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot
Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!
Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."
She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.
Both start off as eggs.
A bodybag
There both just honestly happy to finish
Gravi-tea !
You get high.