Why didn't you go to school today?

Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

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What should I tell him?

Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

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Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

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What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.

Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.