Why didn't you go to school today?

Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

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Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

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Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Spelling!

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

A: They're too hard to peel.

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.