Why didn't you go to school today?

Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

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Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today."

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

School Jokes More School Jokes

What is a runner's favourite subject in school ?

Jog-raphy !

What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.