Why didn't you go to school today?

Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

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Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

What do you call an old person trying to fit in with today's kids?

A dislocated hipster.

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What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

What are some good fruit jokes?

My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.

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Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.