What do you call an old person trying to fit in with today's kids?

A dislocated hipster.

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What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

What do you do when an angry pack of clowns confronts you and tries to fight?

Go straight for the juggler.

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What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

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What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

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How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

What do you call an old person from Portugal?

A portugeeser