A dislocated hipster.
Nobody knows because they've never tried
Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese
A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)
Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)
Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.
Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.
An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.
A portugeeser
