What do you call an old person trying to fit in with today's kids?

A dislocated hipster.

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What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

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Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

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How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

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What do you call an old person trying to fit in with today's kids?

A dislocated hipster.

What's a VCR?

My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.