Ice cream fits in a tub.
Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
An American full of himself.
Hows the chemotherapy going?
She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.
Sunday school.
Depends on the size of the pieces.
He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.
After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.