What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

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What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

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What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

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When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

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What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.