What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

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Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

What does an American call a Canadian Dollar?

A quarter.

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Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

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How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.