What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

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What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

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What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

Tub Jokes More Tub Jokes

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.