Ice cream fits in a tub.
Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!
One's constantly preparing for lunch.
For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History
I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."
Look for his footprints in the ice cream.
Ice cream because they always want a scoop!
I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!
Pigs don't fit in chimneys.
Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.