What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A: A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

What's the difference between a brick and an MRA?

Bricks get laid.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What did the SJW say to the man who appropriated culture?

That's inappropriate.

Whats the difference between Yoghurt and the USA?

Yoghurt has a culture.

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

What's the difference between Yogurt and L.A.?

Yogurt has a live and thriving culture.

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

Tub Jokes More Tub Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.