What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

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What's the difference between an archeologists convention and a basketball team?

The archeologists convention is a nerdy bunch of diggers.

What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

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Whats the Slogan for every I.T. Department in America?

Mmmm. Move Over."

How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.

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What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

moo-dicinal

What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

Chowasaki. - Pat H.

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

What's the difference between a petri dish and white people?

A petri dish develops a culture.

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What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.