No honey, it s not what it looks like."
Me: Up dawg Person: What is that Me: What is what Person: Whats up dawg Me: nothing much hbu Person: ...
One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon
from crowd look at the one guys hair! LMFAO *they look at each other*
Look, donut seeds!
We only met last week!
Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.
