What the hell are you doing here in my white and gold dress?

No honey, it s not what it looks like."

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Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

walking. JK ROLLING

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

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What do I look like?

A typewriter "

What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

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What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

Why are the Irish considered lucky?

It's because they're always drunk as hell.