What the hell are you doing here in my white and gold dress?

No honey, it s not what it looks like."

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Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife

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What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?"

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

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Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.