What the hell are you doing here in my white and gold dress?

No honey, it s not what it looks like."

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Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

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What do you call a hobbit that looks good in pictures?

Frodo-genic

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones