What the hell are you doing here in my white and gold dress?

No honey, it s not what it looks like."

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Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

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Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

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What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.