Didn't you know you were taking the picture
He has one clean finger.
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....
They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.
Just kidding, I ran over it.
Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.
Pout-ry farm..