Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

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What's your strong suit?

Oh, you know, the Hulk costume."

How do you get rid of pubic lice?

Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.

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What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...

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What do you call someone who puts a picture of themselves in a locket?

Independent

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

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Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"