Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

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Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

How do U know it's the wrong hole?

No one has done this before, it's just us two you know

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Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

Selfie Jokes More Selfie Jokes

What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish