Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

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When she found out she said "ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Yes, I'm not kidding you." he said.

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

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Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

What do you call a guy who always phones people?

Colin.

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How does Sean Connery ask for Worchestershire sauce?

x-post from askreddit) Worsheshershershosh.

How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant ?

When you ask them "2+2 is ?":

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What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

Who's there ! Cameron ! Cameron who ?

Cameron film are needed to take pictures !

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Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer