Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Where do you find a kid with no legs?

Right where you left him

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice?

Justinice.

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle?

A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

What do you call it when an oyster takes a picture of itself?

A shell-fie

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.