Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What fun drink can put your kid to sleep?

Bleach

What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

What do you call a guy that never farts in public?

A privet tutor

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you make $3 million in 48 seconds?

Ask Ronda Rousey!

What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after its gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

Why don't blonde's like audio-books?

A: There aren't any pictures.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?

Tired.