Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you make an ugly baby?

Ask your parents.

When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.

Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other?

HashTag!