Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a group of kids?

a migraine

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram?

nophiltrum

Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is it impossible to run through a campground?

You can only ran, because it's past tents.

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe