How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram?

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What do you call it when a girl named "Sandy" Punches someone?

Sandy hook.

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

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Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

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Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.