What television show best describes a mothers virginity?

Lost

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Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

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How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

How did the captain describe the newborn puppy?

son-of-a-b***h..!!!

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What kind of television do horses like?

A: Saddle-lite TV

Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television?

Because the white balance was off on the camera.