Television Jokes

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

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What television show best describes a mothers virginity?

Lost

What kind of television do horses like?

A: Saddle-lite TV

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

Why are there no Televisions in Afganistan?

Because of the taliban

Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television?

Because the white balance was off on the camera.

What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?

On television !

Why are black people getting stronger?

Because the televisions these days are getting heavier.