What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

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Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

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What did one Redditer say to another?

Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments.

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

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What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

Why did the sperm cross the road..?

I accidentally put on the wrong sock today....

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What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe

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What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

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What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

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Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television?

Because the white balance was off on the camera.

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)