Why are there no Televisions in Afganistan?

Because of the taliban

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Taliban Jokes More Taliban Jokes

What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

How do you play Taliban bingo?

B-52...F-16...B-1..

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What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

Afganistan Jokes More Afganistan Jokes

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.