How did the author get from one plot point to the other?

A Segway. --any tweaks to make it better

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What does an author have after they get abdominal surgery?

A semi-colon

How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

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How did the author get from one plot point to the other?

A Segway. --any tweaks to make it better

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.