How did the author get from one plot point to the other?

A Segway. --any tweaks to make it better

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What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

What do authors do when they are being chased?

They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!

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How did the author get from one plot point to the other?

A Segway. --any tweaks to make it better

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.