How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb' where did it go?

Oh 'ewe' know!

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

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What do you call the Irish guy who always brings flan to the potluck?

Shaun O'flanagan

What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

Why do black men wear baggy trousers?

Because their knee grows.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

Homeless Woman Jokes More Homeless Woman Jokes

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.

Courtesy Jokes More Courtesy Jokes

What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

Homeless Guy Jokes More Homeless Guy Jokes

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

Menstruate Jokes More Menstruate Jokes

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

What do you call a menstruating caucasian with depression?

Red, white and blue

Tweak Jokes More Tweak Jokes

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

How did the author get from one plot point to the other?

A Segway. --any tweaks to make it better