What's long and hard?

The sock under my bed.

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What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

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What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five