Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

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Is there a hole in your shoe?

No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock ...

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Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)