In case he got a hole in one.
Tiger Woods has a better driver.
Santa stops at 3 ho's.
A Hot Cross Bunny
Because 7 days makes a hole weak
The Frankenstork.
Time to get a new principal.
Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.
Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball