Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

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When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

What makes the Japanese better than Al Qaeda?

At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case