Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?

His mom is Thai and his dad is.......

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!