In case he got a hole in one.
With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.
His mom is Thai and his dad is.......
Because the woodpecker.
In case he got a hole in one
So he could bring his 'sub' on
He's a party pooper!
Gee, you knit
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
Because they should use protection to practice safe text
In case he got a hole-in-one!