Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

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Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly..."

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What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

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What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

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What would you do?

Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball