Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

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What brings the monster's babies?

The Frankenstork.

What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

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Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

How's the baby?

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What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

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