Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

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How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

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What's worse than finding a hole in your condom?

Finding a condom in your hole!

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What is long, hard and full of sperm ?

The sock under my bed.

What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.

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Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.